Gone With The Wind?!

This is an UNBELIEVABLE story! It's REAL HP! When I heard this story I was blown away. Everyone that I told this story to was 'blown' :) away.
Now with that introduction here's the story:
My friend, after work needed to go to the bank and deposit two checks. She also needed to stop off at two stores. Dassie decided to go to the mall first and then to the bank. She did her shopping, got what she needed from both stores, and headed for the bank. She was at the traffic light, gathering up what she needed for the bank when she suddenly realized she was missing her checks. The last place she had seen them was in the mall. She wasn't sure which store though. The first store she had gone to was a HUGE department store. She decided against going there. She had gone all over that store on all three floors and there was not a chance she would find it there. So she went to the second store. After looking all around, under clothing racks, behind mannequins, and on top of tables, she gave up. It was NO WHERE!

"Excuse me, did you by any chance see two papers flying around the store?" Dassie asked the cashier. She hadn't.

As she was leaving the store she asked the - I don't know the official name for those extremely friendly ladies who smile and welcome you to the store, but that's who she asked.

"No, honey, I'm sorry I didn't see it, but is there anything else I could help you with? I hope you know about our sale, buy five items and get the sixth half off."

My friend started leaving the store, when suddenly a shopper came over to her.
"I just over heard you talking to the sales lady. I actually did happen to see two papers in the parking lot. You can try looking there, but it might not be there, it's pretty windy out there"
My friend quickly left and started looking all over the parking lot, but did not find them. Dassie went back inside the store. She asked the shopper where she had seen it.

"Try looking down by Toys R' Us."

Dassie left again (this time she avoided the sales lady telling her about all their amazing sales) and headed in the direction of Toys R Us. As she was walking around the parking lot, she saw two papers flying in the wind.

Chasing the papers, Dassie finally caught up with them. Picking it up she saw it was none other then HER TWO CHECKS!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL HP!

(If the one purpose for those super friendly sales ladies was for Dassie to find her checks then they are worth it. Now Dassie never complains about those sales ladies :) )